Category Archives: LDS Humor

Bloggernacle Correlation

Bloggernacle Correlation
Correlatin’ the Bloggernacle in order to make it more useful to the average member Not!
Once a week, for the edification of those who need not wade in the muck and slime of the Bloggernacle, we will pick a suitable Bloggernacle post that may be of some limited value and Correlate it with the principles of the Gospel. “Correlating your apostate posts so that all may be edified since 2008.”

My Mormon Third Eye

My Mormon Third Eye
When I politely excused myself in the middle of dinner to make a bathroom stop, how did Mom know that I had uneaten peas in my pocket to flush down the toilet? When I came home late from a youth dance and slid quietly into bed to avoid waking parental units, how did Dad know, without looking at the car, that I smashed in the front bumper? When I watch my daughter play a video game, how do I know that she’s not ready for her Geometry final?

Its the Third Eye. The notorious eye in the back of the head, the extra view of life that God blesses parents striving to do the right thing so they can see more of life than the children they chase after.

So… for those of you bold and bored enough to read this far, every so often I’ll be sharing here what my Mormon third eye sees. Third eyes are relatively huge; they see the humorous, the entertaining, the embarrassing, the beautiful, the inspirational, and even the moral and political; however, they tend to ignore the evil, depressing and destructive: there is enough of that in world already!

Bigelow’s Rameumptom

Bigelow’s Rameumptom

“I’m the great-great-great-grandson of a Mormon apostle who had more than 40 wives. I served an LDS mission in Melbourne, Australia, and worked as an editor at the LDS Church’s official Ensign magazine. A graduate of Emerson College and Brigham Young University, I cofounded and edited the Mormon literary magazine Irreantum and the satirical Mormon newspaper The Sugar Beet. I’m the coauthor of Mormonism for Dummies, and I’m working on a memoir and a novel. A Hodgkin’s disease survivor and the oldest of ten siblings, I live with my wife and four children in Provo, Utah.”